There Is Hope :)
The girls have insisted on watching The Last Airbender despite my warnings of how bad I was told that it was. They are definitely their mother’s daughters. They feel the need to experience it on their own and make their own judgement than cave to those of the people around them. I don’t even think we made it two minutes in and the first thing they both yelled was “Why are they...
If you followed the rummagin the girls & I did... →
Seriously, mom is so ninja she cooks with chopsticks!– Lilest Monkey
EVERYONE has a weak spot.– Eldest Monkey (warfare of a 6 year old)
Anonymous asked: I am really interested in the office job. How can you contact me.
Duuuuuuuuuuuude!! It's the dude's house!! →
I have decided that butterflies creep me out- if you look closely they have lil...– Eldest Monkey
Milwaukee Area Peoples- Know Anyone Looking For a...
Jobs are still fairly scarce and job ads are expensive, so I’m seeing how well Tumblr/Twitter will work. Here are the details: Busy office in need of a receptionist/general office person. Must be capable of working well in a fast paced environment and able to handle dealing with occasionally difficult customers. Good organizational skills are helpful. Experience in concrete, paving or...
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.– Dorothy Parker This was her response when asked to use the word “horticulture” in a sentence. It is also one of the many reasons I LOVE that woman.
Excuse Me, You Have Some Self-Righteousness On...
Allow me to help you wipe it off. I’m pretty sure you’ve heard, Amy Winehouse died yesterday at the age of 27. Now, I will be the first to admit that it wasn’t a huge shock. What was though was the level of disrespect that I witnessed surrounding it. It broke my heart and made me sick. I’m the last person to have anything resembling celebrity worship in me. (Okay, I totally squee’d when I met...
Hello, My Name is Natali & I Have RSOS. I think.
Random Shiny Object Syndrome. Now, most people will read that and think I like random shiny objects. Don’t get me wrong, I do. This is different though. In this scenario, I’m the shiny. Or maybe I just attract people with a weird version of ADD. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a pretty social gal. I randomly smile at people all the time and tend to know most of the employees at the places I...
Dear Tumblr Spam Person,
“Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked……” Honey, if I wanted to see you naked that badly, I’d already have. Stop the anon spam crap now. Seriously, Me
Stay low. If you’re lucky, no one will notice you.
What do we say to the God of Death? Not today.
“What about the R.O.U.S.'s? “
“ Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” You know what does exist? RSOS. Random Shiny Object Syndrome. I seem to be afflicted with it. I don’t wish to be seen as shiny. Just as me. Tomorrow brings another post.
Karma Says Hi
Hello, my name is Natali and I will be your Fairy Karma Mother today. To point out some things that will come back and bite you in the ass if you’re not careful. For some of you though I may be a swift #truthbat to the head. Both are for your own good really. And both delivered out of love. What the Hell makes me qualified for such things? Everything or nothing depending on how you look at it....
Ramblings of an Alt0holic: Morning Rant →
alt0holicramblings: Listen guys, if you are going to start a podcast, don’t just pick out a girl or two, and toss them in it, so you can call yourself an equal opportunity employer. I was driving to work this morning, listening to one of my favorite podcasts (that’s pretty much what I do every morning), and I…
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish...– Anaïs Nin (via venebelle) I need to read Anais Nin. Never have. Recommendations? (via valkyrierisen)