March 2012
81 posts
Dear NYC Dept of Education- Grow the fuck up and... →
No One Calls Han Solo A Bitch
The year is 1998 and it is a period of galactic civil war. Scratch that. There’s no civil war. That would be crazy. However, the past fifteen years have been a dark time for Star Wars fans.
But there is hope. A new Star Wars film is on the horizon. In 199 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes and 29 seconds the most anticipated movie of all time will be released.
In the remote state of Ohio, two...
Never a Dull Moment With My Girls: Gaming Night
We’re out at a coffee shop playing games. (Lilest stomped us in Sorry! & is now an early real estate tycoon in Monopoly.) A man had been here for awhile & another one came in to meet with him. They clearly did not know each other prior to this moment. They go to leave & kiss. Eldest goes “That is so wrong!” I shoot her the look from Hell and she freaks. “OMG I...
Our Monday Night Dinner Convo:
Lilest: Mommy…
Me: Yes, (insert Lilest’s name)?
Lilest: So…umm… I had to break up with Aydan today.
Me: Aww, I’m sorry. Wait, WHAT!?! You were “dating” Aydan!?!?
Eldest: WHAT!?!? NOT OKAY!!
Me: (Insert Eldest’s name), I’ve got this.
Lilest: I’m young mom, I’m going to make mistakes.
Me: Hrrrrmmm…. well why did you...
zombi357 asked: Thank you for promoting my book!! I know its not a question....
Family Friendly Zombie Kickstarter! Please help... →
It's been awhile since I've ranted. In this new... →
WatchThis. PLEASE watch this. I’m sick of wanting to jack people in their shit for spoiling stuff!
Why I love my doc
Her: “Hey can you talk now?”
Me: “Yeah, they are running all over the place right now.”
Her: “*laughs* So I hear. Okay, you want the good shit or the bad shit first?”
Me: “Surprise me.”
Her: “You’re anemic and your cell count is way low.”
Me: “Fuck, please tell me that’s the bad stuff.”
Her:...
