April 2012
41 posts
I woke up with motivation.
Then the rain, my Hello Kitty jammies and the fact that I’m ridiculously behind on Parks & Rec have decided that curling up and having a marathon was in order. I fought valiantly. Not really.
UberDork Cafe Video Peoples :)
Hey!! I need the videos for the pitch by this Monday at the latest! If you want to get them to me via Dropbox, I set up a folder and will share it with you if you drop me an email and let me know.
Thanks soooooo much everyone!!! BIG LOVES!!
Dear Church of Scientology,
If you would just send me a check in the amount of the cost of all the postage and marketing materials you insist on sending me though I have begged you across two states and for oh 10 years to stop sending me, I promise to not punch your high lord, Tom Cruise, should I ever meet him.
Believe me, this is a good deal for both of us.
Thanks a bunch.
Quite Sincerely,
Annoyed Beyond Belief
Friendly Reminder to All Those Who Volunteered to...
I need them THIS FRIDAY (the day after tomorrow) Or Monday at the LATEST. THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!! <3 <3 <3
Stupid, Grumpy Clouds.
Lilest: “Stupid, grumpy clouds.”
Eldest: “I never understood the practice of calling inanimate objects unintelligent.”
Lilest: “Well, if they are inanimate than they don’t have brains and if they don’t have brains than that would make them stupid.”
Eldest: “Ooh. Good point!”
Both at the same time: “Stupid, grumpy...
The Things I Watch for Love. :)
Holy shit Witches of Oz is a loooooong movie.
My favorite 2 parts:
1. Dorothy: “You can’t go back to Oz, so where will you go?”
Wicked Witch: “I don’t know, Narnia maybe.”
Lilest: “OOOOOH HECK NO! YOU KEEP YOUR WITCH BUTT OUTTA NARNIA!”
2. Lilest: “Who liked this movie, raise your hand.”
Me: “Who thinks it was...
Dear Lovely Public School District Of Mine,
I have received your 3 voicemails and 4 emails today and do solemnly swear, Daisy Troop Leader’s Honor, to send the girls each with the quarter they apparently owe you for milk. As they rarely get hot lunch or milk from you, I was unaware that our account had gotten low. In fact, I’ll send a whole $1.00 and you can buy yourselves a milk on me.
Now, if you could use your persistence...
Big UberDork Cafe Pitch Deadline
Everyone that wanted to do a video clip for me for the big UberDork Cafe pitch- if you could please mark your calendars for next Friday (4/27) to get it to me by, that would be insanely awesome. YOU ARE THE BESTEST!!! ♥
The Cafe Rises
There has been HUGE progress on the resurrection of UberDork Cafe. While my health continues to be a bit of a roller coaster, I’ve managed to get a firm enough grasp on it and a routine that allows me to be much more productive.
So, there is news! The paperwork for the state has been filed and I now have a Federal Employer Identification Number. Paperwork for the 501(c)3 is being worked...
Princess Kung Fu Bride
The girls were screwing around & lilest ran into a wall trying to get a way. She started to yell at eldest. Eldest’s reply? ”Life is pain Princess. Anyone that tells you otherwise is selling something.”
And then the kung fu began. :)
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Morning Monkey Convo
Lilest: So, Dad is like the Dark Side equivalent of Vader?
Eldest: Nah, he’s more like Palpatine.
Lilest: Ewwww yeah I don’t like Palpatine. *pause* Do you think mom is scared of dad too?
Eldest: *laughs* No, mom isn’t scared of dad. Why would you think that?
Lilest: Well when he bails on us, she doesn’t yell at him. Like ever. And she never complains, even when...
One of the best songs ever. :) Thank you...
Classy on Holidays
Me: “It’s not even 6:30 yet” Eldest: “There are 2 days that kids like to get up uncharacteristically early- Christmas and Easter.” Me: “Arg.. I want it noted that this isn’t entirely uncharacteristic of you though.” Eldest: “Okay!!” Lilest (from the bathroom): “WAIT!! Don’t start looking for the basket yet!!! I’m still...
There Goes The Lab
The girls have talked me into whipping up treats to take with them to school tomorrow (I know, it really didn’t take much). So, we ran in the store to grab coconut. The girls were being exceedingly good. Lilest randomly cooed “Mommy, I love you the mostest” at me and then Eldest followed with “me too! I love you the mostest too.” This lady was walking by and she...
