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I warned you all. Now it’s on, literally like Donkey Kong.
So, in Miami, some guy chewed off another man’s entire face and only growled when police shot him, in Texas, some fucked up Can’t Understand Normal Thinking ate her baby, and in NJ some guy cut out his intestines and threw them at police? Sharpen your machetes and grab your shotguns! I don’t care what anyone says, shit is clearly about to start getting real.
You’ve been warned.
A Venn diagram you won’t hate :)
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If you would please sit down, shut the Hell up, and listen for one tiny moment, I would appreciate it. I understand you want to hold firm on declaring war on the right for EVERYONE to marry. I understand you are further wadded up over my vajayjay and what I do or do not do with it. Let’s just be honest for a moment… gay marriage has never killed anyone nor has my vajayjay.
What we need to focus on is a much more dangerous killer… stupid people
They are everywhere.
Instead of telling me what I can and can’t put in my hoo hoo and how I can or can’t protect it , instead of telling me and those I love who we all can and can’t marry, let’s start truly saving the world.
You can begin with making a decent IQ required along with passing the drivers test. Stupid drivers kill people EVERY day.
You know who else does? Entitled people. People that feel where they are going is far more important than anyone else.
Combine the two together and it’s lethal.
For example, the 70 year old lady that almost hit me today whipping through a stop sign so she could pull into the last open handicapped spot in the parking lot. I literally had to jump out of the way, yet she had the nerve to get out of her car and scream “next time you get in my way, I’ll hit you!”
These people are in charge of a giant moving weapon. And that is just fine in your eyes.
Yet vajayjays and gay marriage are somehow worth wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of political bullshit on?
I’m gonna set the little old crabby granny who could be in the Death Proof sequel loose in your neighbor hood with her safe vajajay and her straight husband and see if you don’t maybe come to see eye-to-eye with me.
Look out for the stop signs.
Sincerely,
Me
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